TwiTours!!!!!!!!

So you know how on November 12, I said "yesterday was the best day ever"? Well, I lied. Yesterday, January 8, 2010, was THE BEST DAY ANYONE EVER HAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! I went to TwiTours, and all of this totally amazing stuff happened to me, and I want to write down every little detail of this completely amazing day so that I never, ever, ever forget!!!!

I got to the Hilton in Miami, where the event would be taking place. There was this really adorable sign that said "Vampires" and an arrow pointing left, and another right next to it that said "Werewolves" with an arrow pointing right. So my grandma and I registered, and I walked into the Vendor's Hall. There were a whole bunch of really cool little stands everywhere loaded with Twilight merchandise, but then I turned to my right, and I was speechless.

There, no more than 10 feet away from me, were the creators of my favorite Twilight parody, the Hillywood Show. Hilly and Hannah Hindi, along with the people who played Edward, Jacob, and Jasper in their parodies, were standing RIGHT THERE. They had their own little vendor stand and were wearing their character costumes and everything. I was just like, "Oh my God. That's the Hillywood Show." So I walked up and talked to them, since no one was there. I was like, "Hi! You're the Hillyood Show! I'm such a big fan," and they asked me what my name was. I said "Patty," and shook all of their hands. As I did this, I noticed that Hilly (who plays Bella) felt very breakable, and Hannah (who plays Alice) was very short. Haha! But they were all super nice to me, and I was going to buy their Twilight parody DVD, but they were like, "Are you sure you don't want the New Moon one? It's new. And extended." And I was like, yeah, I kind of do want it! So I paid for the DVD, and they handed it to me, and they said, "Do you want to know somthing?" And I ask "What?" And they said "You're the first person to but our New Moon parody DVD." I said "I feel special!" And Hilly said "You ARE special." Then they asked, "Do you want it signed?" And so I asked, "How much is that?" And they were like, "Oh no, it comes with it." And I'm like, "Yeah! Of course I want it signed! Thanks!" And they all autographed it, and Drew Lorentz (who plays Jasper) asked me what my name was. I answered "Patty," and he's like, "Oh yeah!" It was sort of funny. So Hannah asked me how I spelled it, and I answered, "With a y. P-a-t-t-y," and they wrote "To: Patty" on the back of my DVD! So then Hilly asked me "Do you want a picture?" And I asked, "How much is that?" And she said, "Oh, it's free, that comes with it too," and I'm like "Yeah, I want a picture!" So we all posed in front of their background, and even though they're all nice and friendly in real life, when we were posing they all zoned all seriously into character! I was trying not to laugh. And then Kyle Dayton (who plays Jacob, and is SUPER HOT, mind you) put his hands on my waist all seriously, and I was like, oh my God. Gorgeousness, 6 o'clock. My grandma took the picture, and Drew asked me if I would be staying for any more days. I said no, that I would just be staying for the one day, and he ans everyone else was like, aw. Then Drew gave me a hug :) I walked away with my signed DVD all happily :D

So then we went into the theater, and the Hillywood Show opened with this amazing skit that was basically exactly like New Moon, except talking about the convention. They premiered the extended edition of their New Moon parody, which was a lot of fun. Everyone laughed, they have the most amazing videos! In between events, I was taking a lot of videos. I went around videotaping the vendor's room and interviewing convention-goers and vendors that were there. I documented as much of the experience as I could! During the break, I went back to the Hillywood Show table and asked them to please send a shout-out to Stefanie on camera for me, because she loves their show so much. Being the nice people they are, they all did. Then I went back in the theater and everyone in the audience played the Twilight Trivia yes/no game. I played and lost on a trick question, but I had fun anyway. In between rounds of that game, I went over to the woman who created the Twilight Lexicon, this amazing fansite with all things Twilight. It was one of the first Twilight fansites, and Stephenie Meyer has even quoted it as being "the brightest star in the Twilight online universe". I went over and introduced myself, saying that I loved her site and that I learned most of what I knew about Twilight from her website. She was very friendly and said, "Well, that's what it's there for!" Then she mentioned that she would be going onstage later to show her video of a drive through Forks, Washington. And I thanked her for making such an incredible website and then went back to my seat.

As promised, she did show a video drive-through tour of Forks. It really captured how remote Forks is! She took questions from the audience, and said that summer was the best time to travel to Forks, and that everything there was beautiful. Then I got struck with a totally unrelated yet AMAZING idea which would make Stefanie so happy. But when I went back to the stand, the Hillywood Show wasn't there. I figured that they would be back later, so I let it slide. I went back on time to watch some exclusive cast interviews on the screens, and then the Hillywood Show came back onstage to welcome Peter Facinelli! Everyone was totally freaking out. He came out and he had a stubble, and he was joking around, like, "I know what you all are thinking. Who is this scraggly man? This Amish person?" Everyone laughed :)

He was talking a lot and answering pre-submitted questions. He said that his manager gave him a panini maker. He said, "I just know that this is going to wind up on YouTube, and my manager is going to be like, 'I thought you liked your present!'" Coincidentially, the next question asked what his favorite Italian food was. "Paninis! Which is great.... because now.... I have a panini maker!" Peter is hilarious, he's awesome. He went on to talk about Breaking Dawn and which scene would be his favorite. He answered, "The birth, because I'm not in it. It's such a typical doctor move, the baby is about to be born and you're on the ninth hole. The baby is being delivered and I'm not there!" Then he talked a little about Kristen Stewart's job in Breaking Dawn, and I was like, oh God. This should be interesting. He said that she had the easiest job in Breaking Dawn, because for nine hours all she would have to do is lie on a couch. Then, of course, some fan called out about the honeymoon scene, and he said, "Yeah, the honeymoon scene. Then she'll just be lying down on a bed." (Insert laghter from everyone in the audience here.) "She'll be spending a lot of time on her back." (Insert even more laughter.) "I meant on a couch!" (Okay, you get the idea. Everyone was cracking up.) He also talked about how acting was a lifetime dedication, and said that he was ending on sort of a dark note, so he told the story of Kellan Lutz after a fight scene, and how he was backing away all smug and then tripped over a bush XD "K-Lutz.... klutz." LOL! Then he told the infamous card story, which I had seen him tell so many times on the internet, but it was way funnier when he was telling it in person. Basically what happened is, he bought a card that had a bridge going over a stream on the front, and it reads, "I know times are tough, and it's hard to figure things out," and on the inside it reads, "But I know that you'll find the job that's right for you." He bought it and gave it to Robert Pattinson! Robert read it and said, "Thanks," and Peter was like, no, it's a joke. And so he explained it to him, and Rob laughed. Then Peter told him to give it to Kristen! So then Peter saw Rob again later and asked how it went, and Rob said that Kristen got mad at him! So then Peter had to tell Kristen that it was a joke and that he told Rob to give it to her, and she was like, "It would've been funny if you gave it to me, but Rob gave it to me and so it wasn't funny." Then Peter just went around giving the card to basically everyone (including Chris Weitz, their director, which he was wary about). I love that story so much :D

At that point, it was time to do photo ops with Peter! I had bought one, and I was like, yes! So before I went there, I went back to the Hillywood Show, and asked them if they could do me a huge favor, and that if I called my friend Stefanie, who is a huge fan of theirs, would it be okay with them if they were to take the phone call? They considered, and said that it would be okay if they weren't too busy. I thanked them and tried repeatedly calling Stefanie, but she just wouldn't answer! I was just like, whatever, and I went to go get my photo op! I was sooooo nervous, and then IT WAS MY TURN. I was just freaking out, like holy crap, I'm about to go talk to Peter Facinelli. So I said, "Hi, Peter, it's so nice to meet you!" "Hi, what's your name?" "Patty." He repeated back to me, sort of in a confirming way, "Patty." And we took the picture! (I hugged him. It is currently my Facebook default photo.) I shook his hand again and said, "Thank you so much! You rock, you're amazing!" And he said, "Thank you, thank you," and I just walked away. It was pretty freaking heart-attack-inducing.

So then I went back to the theater and took some more video, and I FINALLY got in touch with Stefanie! I went over to the Hillywood show table as I talked, and I said, "Hey Stefanie, I'm pretty sure that there's someone who wants to talk to you." I whispered to Hilly that it was my friend Stefanie, and that she was a huge fan. She whispered, "Stefanie? She's a fan of the show?" And I nodded yes. Hilly took my phone and said, "Hello, is this Stefanie?" She listened for a second, and said, "This is Hilly." She listened again, then a smile broke out across her face, the sort of smile that people have when they make other people happy. She said, "Yeah, your friend Patty said that you were a fan of the show!" She talked with Stefanie for a bit and then asked, "Do you want to talk to Hannah?" Then Hilly gave Hannah my phone (yeah, the Hindi sisters were talking on my phone! What now!), and whispered that it was Stefanie, and that she was a big fan of the show. So then Hannah talked to Stefanie, and she talked to her for even longer. It was pretty much to the same effect, saying that I had said that she was a fan, and she said goodbye and gave me my phone back. I said, "Thanks, you guys! I appreciate it so much!" and they smiled at me. I said, "Hello?" into the phone, and Stefanie said to me, "Yes, I love you. You're the best friend I've ever had!" She was so happy!

After a little while of some more videotaping, it was time for me to go and get in line to get Peter Facinelli's autograph! I was nervous, because I only had one autograph ticket, but I was going to get his autograph on my book AND I wanted to see if he could sign Stefanie's camera, since she wanted him to so badly. I had him sign my copy of Twilight, and then I gave him a stack of notes from my friends. I said, "These are from my friends who couldn't make it out today," and you know what he did? He took the note on top, signed it, and gave it back to me! Not what I was expecting, but definitely totally fine! (I'm going to give it to my friend Kayla who LOVES Peter Facinelli.) Then I said, "Hey, listen, my best friend Stefanie thinks that you're really amazing, and I was wondering if you could sign her camera." I was nervous, because two women who enforced the rules were standing right there. But he took the entire camera, signed it with "Peter Facinelli, Dr. Cullen" and gave it back to me! I couldn't believe it! Stefanie would have her signed camera, after all! I thanked Peter and walked away. All excited for what Stefanie would do. But! I had an idea! I texted Stefanie and told her that sorry, I couldn't get Peter to sign her camera, but that I tried. She said that it was okay, and that I had done enough for her already. I was so excited to surprise her! I totally lied to her, that would make her way happier when she saw her camera!

Then I went out to dinner with my grandma, my friend Sam, and her mom. We were talking about our day and stuff, and around 7:30 we went up to the photography room to pick up the pictures of us with Peter! Surprisingly, my picture was actually not that terrible! I had to keep on looking at it. I seriously couldn't process that this amazing face that was linked to Twilight, a face that I had memorized, was set in place right next to mine. It was completely surreal! We went back downstairs to finish eating, then went back upstairs and saw this guy who was going to be at the musical concert event that night. His job was to sing and play the guitar, and impersonate Robert Pattinson. LOL! He recognized Sam from the May convention! Anyway, I'll attach some pictures when I get the chance.

I went home and then to Jillian's house for a sleepover with Jillian, Justina, Sarah, and Stefanie (my bffls) and, as luck would have it, Stefanie answered the door! I had brought the signed DVD at her request, and I showed it to her, which she thought was super cool. I very strategically handed her the camera, making it so that my hnd covered the signature, so when I handed it to her, Peter Facinelli's autograph was revealed! She screamed, and was so incredibly happy! She was even more happy than she would've been otherwise, because I surprised her, and there was no anticipation! It was totally unexpected! She was beyond thrilled. I explained to her that I had been keeping it a secret the whole time, and had said that he didn't sign her camera on purpose, so that it would be that much better for her. I told her that since I knew she was compltely heartbroken about not being able to go to the convention, I wanted to bring as much of it to her as I possibly could. Which meant a video shout-out and phone call from the Hillywood Show and an autograph from Peter Facinelli on her camera!

Now, if THAT was not THE BEST DAY ANYONE ANYWHERE EVER HAD IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, I don't know what is. Seriously. Oh, and my friend Sam just texted me and said that the question I had written on a slip of paper for Kiowa Gordon to answer at the Q&A today was used, and that he answered it!!!!! I feel totally awesome :D

-Patty ♥☼♪♫

Happy Halloween!

Hello! I'm writing in orange and black today. Gotta have that Halloween spirit in me! So, I have to write pretty quick, 'cuz in about 5 minutes I gotta jet. I'm going trick-or-treating with my BFFs, Stefanie, Jillian, and Justina. A very happy Halloween, indeed!

I'm currently dressed up as Bella Cullen from the Twilight Saga! (I say "Cullen" instead of "Swan" because I'm her post-vampiric-transformation.) I look so fabulous. The color pallette is that of traditional Cullen wear, complete with cool colors and class, but while keeping the Bella feel by wearing a slightly less girlie shirt. Give or take, it still looks like Alice dressed her. My mom did my hair & makeup, complete with the wavy, messy locks and sparkles. LOL!

I'm gonna get lotsa tasty candy! I'm a chocoholic! After the initial outing, I'm totally trading with my friends so I can steal all of their chocolate. Haha! Oh snap, I gotta go. See, told you this entry would be quick! Kay, I love ya'll, and Happy Halloween!

Love,
Patty ♥♪☼♫

Friday the 13: Best. Day. Ever.

Hello, everyone! I wanted to write this blog in color to fully express my excitement! (And gay pride.... I kid, I kid.)

So everyone is always going on about, Friday the thirteenth, oh, it's bad luck, doom shall bequeath us all, blah blah blah. I'm here to tell you that they're all dirty, rotten, stinking, LIARS!!!!!!! And I shall tell you why the case may be...... that is, for me, of course :) Unless it all goes horribly wrong..... which it won't. Because it's my lucky day!!!!!

This year, it is my lucky day for two reasons! At first, I thought it was only one, but then I recieved this fabulous bit of information, and I was just like, this is a SIGN. A sign that Friday the 13 is, without a doubt, my absolute luckiest day in the history of life. Specifically, Friday, November 13, 2009.

What I already knew was that November 13 was the day of my school dance! My grade has a grand total of TWO dances every year, but they're always super-fun. They're easily the most anticipated days of the entire school year. At least, in my humble opinion, they are. I love dressing out of uniform, going to the dance with all my friends, having a blast and singing and dancing to all of our favorite songs. It's so incredible. Our normally boring cafeteria instantly becomes this lively party setting that every student can enjoy- definitely a big step up from "chamber of yelling adults and possibly poisonous unknown food substances".

The real reason why November 13 is such a big deal this year, though, is that Twilight stars are going off on their annual cast tour, and they're coming to a mall, what, a half hour drive from where I live? What are the odds that, out of 15 locations in the country they could have picked, they came in such close proximity to me? And on my lucky day? That, right there. That is FATE. Fate in its finest hour, fate finally giving back to me, after all the crap its put me through over the years! Fate is finally on my side! I was all prepared to take my chances, beg and plead to go to TwiTours for my birthday, in high hopes that I would meet a cast member in January. Oh, but why wait until January when you could meet them in THREE WEEKS?????? I'm close to fainting at the thought.

Who cares if wristband-buying time is at 8 A.M. on a Saturday morning, half an hour away, on Halloween, no less? Who cares if the thirteenth lands on a school day, and I can't miss school, or else I can't attend the dance? Or if the cast event conflicts with the school dance altogether? There will be other dances, yes? This is the opportunity of a lifetime. And I can't miss out on it. I don't care what the sacrafice is. No matter what price there is to pay, don't think for a second that I won't pay it. How in GOD'S NAME does anyone expect me to sit nicely in school, learning about exponents and eagles (I slightly wretch at the thought), when there are Twilight stars to be seen so close? I'm not taking THAT sitting down. In fact, I forsee a crying, screaming tantrum in front of my whole class. Yeah, meltdown in the middle of Algebra? Not cool.

And here is where we solve the problem..... I can just go the the Twilight star event! I shall perish otherwise. No matter what. This forever seals my opinion that Friday the 13 is, was, and always will be, the luckiest day EVER!!!!

Love,
Patty ♥♪♫☼

P.S.- Here's the complete listing of locations for the cast tour, at Hot Topic and Nordstrom at the following locations around the country.

11/06/09 – Los Angeles, CA - Hollywood & Highland
11/08/09 – Denver, CO - Park Meadows
11/09/09 – Chicago, IL - TBD
11/09/09 – Boston, MA - Natick Collection
11/09/09 – Washington, DC - Fair Oaks Mall
11/10/09 – Houston, TX - Houston Galleria
11/11/09 – San Francisco, CA - Stonestown Galleria
11/11/09 – Philadelphia, PA - Cherry Hill Mall
11/11/09 – Minneapolis, MN - Mall of America
11/12/09 – Seattle, WA - Westfield Southcenter
11/12/09 – Atlanta, GA - Mall of Georgia
11/13/09 – Phoenix, AZ - Scottsdale Fashion Square
11/13/09 – Miami, FL - Dadeland Mall
11/14/09 – Salt Lake City, UT - Fashion Place

Vanquish the Volturi Within ;)

Okay, you can admit it: we all have our little faults. We try to be good little boys and girls most of the time, but we can slip up. If you are a Twilight fan, you are no stranger to the Volturi, hmm? For the rest of you, the Volturi is the sort of "royal family" in the vampire world, according to the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer. They are KINDA crazy, each in their own way. On the surface, they're polished and refined, but underneath? Total psychos. Each for their own reason. Here's how to vanquish the Volturi within, one member at a time!

Aro:
Personally, I think that it's awfully hard to hate Aro. He's just so friendly and courteous to everybody. However, a few millenia can make you go more than a little insane. Aro's talent is that he can read every thought you've ever had with just one touch. This ability has made him somewhat the self-appointed leader of the Volturi, and the rest of them are okay with that. What Aro is doing wrong is that he's taking the saying "knowledge is power" and twisting it into not-so-pleasant ways. Knowledge IS power. Aro has as much knowledge as anyone who has ever touched his hand, therefore, he is the most powerful. Don't become like Aro, gathering information, a power-hungry, unstoppable force. Learn to use what you know for the forces of good.

Caius:
I'll admit it... no one really likes Caius. He's absolutely crazy. Frankly, he wants nothing more than violence, death, and destruction. I think it's pretty obvious what he's doing wrong here. He goes out of his way to see others dwindle away, making him feel stronger, knowing that he has such a capacity to destroy. HELLO! Whatever you choose to do, please don't let it be this. Feel true joy for the success of another human being! Don't be rash about things, act impulsively, and cackle evilly while everyone but you comes crashing down. Not a good thing. At all.

Marcus:
It's sort of hard to formulate an opinion about Marcus, I think, mainly because he's just so boring. And he's boring because he's bored. Try to look at things in a positive way! And Marcus has the power to see relationships, which is actually a good thing, so long as he doesn't misuse his power. Marcus has no wife, and is the least vivid of the three main leaders of the Volturi. Perhaps with good reason- the poor man has simply seen too many centuries of Aro's enthusiasm. Unlike him, try to relish in the enthusiasm of others rather than shun it. After all, we only have one lifetime of it to take!

Jane:
Jane is a relatively young member of the Volturi, twin sister to Alec. Her talent was acquired after her experience of being burned at the stake back in the witch-hunting era. She and Alec were thought to be witches, so their punsishment was carried out, but not completed, as Aro rescued the twins before death. The horrible experience gave Jane the talent of inflicting pain with her thoughts. Don't be this way! No mind games, because those are never any good.

Alec:
Alec is Jane's twin brother, and her antidote. While Jane causes fiery torture, Alec completely numbs all of your senses, leaving you absolutely alone in the dark. This can be destructive because giving people the cold shoulder, leaving them alone, and in the dark- that's bad. They will slowly crumble, and it's an awful thing to have others be destroyed inside.

Well, I think that just about covers the 5 main Volturi members, yes? Remember, the Volturi are on the brink of insanity! Follow these tips and live a happy lifestyle! LOL. Tell me what you want me to write about and I'd be more than happy to. thanks!

Love and kisses,
Patty ♥