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TwiTours!!!!!!!!

2010-01-09T10:22:00.000-08:00

So you know how on November 12, I said "yesterday was the best day ever"? Well, I lied. Yesterday, January 8, 2010, was THE BEST DAY ANYONE EVER HAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! I went to TwiTours, and all of this totally amazing stuff happened to me, and I want to write down every little detail of this completely amazing day so that I never, ever, ever forget!!!!

I got to the Hilton in Miami, where the event would be taking place. There was this really adorable sign that said "Vampires" and an arrow pointing left, and another right next to it that said "Werewolves" with an arrow pointing right. So my grandma and I registered, and I walked into the Vendor's Hall. There were a whole bunch of really cool little stands everywhere loaded with Twilight merchandise, but then I turned to my right, and I was speechless.

There, no more than 10 feet away from me, were the creators of my favorite Twilight parody, the Hillywood Show. Hilly and Hannah Hindi, along with the people who played Edward, Jacob, and Jasper in their parodies, were standing RIGHT THERE. They had their own little vendor stand and were wearing their character costumes and everything. I was just like, "Oh my God. That's the Hillywood Show." So I walked up and talked to them, since no one was there. I was like, "Hi! You're the Hillyood Show! I'm such a big fan," and they asked me what my name was. I said "Patty," and shook all of their hands. As I did this, I noticed that Hilly (who plays Bella) felt very breakable, and Hannah (who plays Alice) was very short. Haha! But they were all super nice to me, and I was going to buy their Twilight parody DVD, but they were like, "Are you sure you don't want the New Moon one? It's new. And extended." And I was like, yeah, I kind of do want it! So I paid for the DVD, and they handed it to me, and they said, "Do you want to know somthing?" And I ask "What?" And they said "You're the first person to but our New Moon parody DVD." I said "I feel special!" And Hilly said "You ARE special." Then they asked, "Do you want it signed?" And so I asked, "How much is that?" And they were like, "Oh no, it comes with it." And I'm like, "Yeah! Of course I want it signed! Thanks!" And they all autographed it, and Drew Lorentz (who plays Jasper) asked me what my name was. I answered "Patty," and he's like, "Oh yeah!" It was sort of funny. So Hannah asked me how I spelled it, and I answered, "With a y. P-a-t-t-y," and they wrote "To: Patty" on the back of my DVD! So then Hilly asked me "Do you want a picture?" And I asked, "How much is that?" And she said, "Oh, it's free, that comes with it too," and I'm like "Yeah, I want a picture!" So we all posed in front of their background, and even though they're all nice and friendly in real life, when we were posing they all zoned all seriously into character! I was trying not to laugh. And then Kyle Dayton (who plays Jacob, and is SUPER HOT, mind you) put his hands on my waist all seriously, and I was like, oh my God. Gorgeousness, 6 o'clock. My grandma took the picture, and Drew asked me if I would be staying for any more days. I said no, that I would just be staying for the one day, and he ans everyone else was like, aw. Then Drew gave me a hug :) I walked away with my signed DVD all happily :D

So then we went into the theater, and the Hillywood Show opened with this amazing skit that was basically exactly like New Moon, except talking about the convention. They premiered the extended edition of their New Moon parody, which was a lot of fun. Everyone laughed, they have the most amazing videos! In between events, I was taking a lot of videos. I went around videotaping the vendor's room and interviewing convention-goers and vendors that were there. I documented as much of the experience as I could! During the break, I went back to the Hillywood Show table and asked them to please send a shout-out to Stefanie on camera for me, because she loves their show so much. Being the nice people they are, they all did. Then I went back in the theater and everyone in the audience played the Twilight Trivia yes/no game. I played and lost on a trick question, but I had fun anyway. In between rounds of that game, I went over to the woman who created the Twilight Lexicon, this amazing fansite with all things Twilight. It was one of the first Twilight fansites, and Stephenie Meyer has even quoted it as being "the brightest star in the Twilight online universe". I went over and introduced myself, saying that I loved her site and that I learned most of what I knew about Twilight from her website. She was very friendly and said, "Well, that's what it's there for!" Then she mentioned that she would be going onstage later to show her video of a drive through Forks, Washington. And I thanked her for making such an incredible website and then went back to my seat.

As promised, she did show a video drive-through tour of Forks. It really captured how remote Forks is! She took questions from the audience, and said that summer was the best time to travel to Forks, and that everything there was beautiful. Then I got struck with a totally unrelated yet AMAZING idea which would make Stefanie so happy. But when I went back to the stand, the Hillywood Show wasn't there. I figured that they would be back later, so I let it slide. I went back on time to watch some exclusive cast interviews on the screens, and then the Hillywood Show came back onstage to welcome Peter Facinelli! Everyone was totally freaking out. He came out and he had a stubble, and he was joking around, like, "I know what you all are thinking. Who is this scraggly man? This Amish person?" Everyone laughed :)

He was talking a lot and answering pre-submitted questions. He said that his manager gave him a panini maker. He said, "I just know that this is going to wind up on YouTube, and my manager is going to be like, 'I thought you liked your present!'" Coincidentially, the next question asked what his favorite Italian food was. "Paninis! Which is great.... because now.... I have a panini maker!" Peter is hilarious, he's awesome. He went on to talk about Breaking Dawn and which scene would be his favorite. He answered, "The birth, because I'm not in it. It's such a typical doctor move, the baby is about to be born and you're on the ninth hole. The baby is being delivered and I'm not there!" Then he talked a little about Kristen Stewart's job in Breaking Dawn, and I was like, oh God. This should be interesting. He said that she had the easiest job in Breaking Dawn, because for nine hours all she would have to do is lie on a couch. Then, of course, some fan called out about the honeymoon scene, and he said, "Yeah, the honeymoon scene. Then she'll just be lying down on a bed." (Insert laghter from everyone in the audience here.) "She'll be spending a lot of time on her back." (Insert even more laughter.) "I meant on a couch!" (Okay, you get the idea. Everyone was cracking up.) He also talked about how acting was a lifetime dedication, and said that he was ending on sort of a dark note, so he told the story of Kellan Lutz after a fight scene, and how he was backing away all smug and then tripped over a bush XD "K-Lutz.... klutz." LOL! Then he told the infamous card story, which I had seen him tell so many times on the internet, but it was way funnier when he was telling it in person. Basically what happened is, he bought a card that had a bridge going over a stream on the front, and it reads, "I know times are tough, and it's hard to figure things out," and on the inside it reads, "But I know that you'll find the job that's right for you." He bought it and gave it to Robert Pattinson! Robert read it and said, "Thanks," and Peter was like, no, it's a joke. And so he explained it to him, and Rob laughed. Then Peter told him to give it to Kristen! So then Peter saw Rob again later and asked how it went, and Rob said that Kristen got mad at him! So then Peter had to tell Kristen that it was a joke and that he told Rob to give it to her, and she was like, "It would've been funny if you gave it to me, but Rob gave it to me and so it wasn't funny." Then Peter just went around giving the card to basically everyone (including Chris Weitz, their director, which he was wary about). I love that story so much :D

At that point, it was time to do photo ops with Peter! I had bought one, and I was like, yes! So before I went there, I went back to the Hillywood Show, and asked them if they could do me a huge favor, and that if I called my friend Stefanie, who is a huge fan of theirs, would it be okay with them if they were to take the phone call? They considered, and said that it would be okay if they weren't too busy. I thanked them and tried repeatedly calling Stefanie, but she just wouldn't answer! I was just like, whatever, and I went to go get my photo op! I was sooooo nervous, and then IT WAS MY TURN. I was just freaking out, like holy crap, I'm about to go talk to Peter Facinelli. So I said, "Hi, Peter, it's so nice to meet you!" "Hi, what's your name?" "Patty." He repeated back to me, sort of in a confirming way, "Patty." And we took the picture! (I hugged him. It is currently my Facebook default photo.) I shook his hand again and said, "Thank you so much! You rock, you're amazing!" And he said, "Thank you, thank you," and I just walked away. It was pretty freaking heart-attack-inducing.

So then I went back to the theater and took some more video, and I FINALLY got in touch with Stefanie! I went over to the Hillywood show table as I talked, and I said, "Hey Stefanie, I'm pretty sure that there's someone who wants to talk to you." I whispered to Hilly that it was my friend Stefanie, and that she was a huge fan. She whispered, "Stefanie? She's a fan of the show?" And I nodded yes. Hilly took my phone and said, "Hello, is this Stefanie?" She listened for a second, and said, "This is Hilly." She listened again, then a smile broke out across her face, the sort of smile that people have when they make other people happy. She said, "Yeah, your friend Patty said that you were a fan of the show!" She talked with Stefanie for a bit and then asked, "Do you want to talk to Hannah?" Then Hilly gave Hannah my phone (yeah, the Hindi sisters were talking on my phone! What now!), and whispered that it was Stefanie, and that she was a big fan of the show. So then Hannah talked to Stefanie, and she talked to her for even longer. It was pretty much to the same effect, saying that I had said that she was a fan, and she said goodbye and gave me my phone back. I said, "Thanks, you guys! I appreciate it so much!" and they smiled at me. I said, "Hello?" into the phone, and Stefanie said to me, "Yes, I love you. You're the best friend I've ever had!" She was so happy!

After a little while of some more videotaping, it was time for me to go and get in line to get Peter Facinelli's autograph! I was nervous, because I only had one autograph ticket, but I was going to get his autograph on my book AND I wanted to see if he could sign Stefanie's camera, since she wanted him to so badly. I had him sign my copy of Twilight, and then I gave him a stack of notes from my friends. I said, "These are from my friends who couldn't make it out today," and you know what he did? He took the note on top, signed it, and gave it back to me! Not what I was expecting, but definitely totally fine! (I'm going to give it to my friend Kayla who LOVES Peter Facinelli.) Then I said, "Hey, listen, my best friend Stefanie thinks that you're really amazing, and I was wondering if you could sign her camera." I was nervous, because two women who enforced the rules were standing right there. But he took the entire camera, signed it with "Peter Facinelli, Dr. Cullen" and gave it back to me! I couldn't believe it! Stefanie would have her signed camera, after all! I thanked Peter and walked away. All excited for what Stefanie would do. But! I had an idea! I texted Stefanie and told her that sorry, I couldn't get Peter to sign her camera, but that I tried. She said that it was okay, and that I had done enough for her already. I was so excited to surprise her! I totally lied to her, that would make her way happier when she saw her camera!

Then I went out to dinner with my grandma, my friend Sam, and her mom. We were talking about our day and stuff, and around 7:30 we went up to the photography room to pick up the pictures of us with Peter! Surprisingly, my picture was actually not that terrible! I had to keep on looking at it. I seriously couldn't process that this amazing face that was linked to Twilight, a face that I had memorized, was set in place right next to mine. It was completely surreal! We went back downstairs to finish eating, then went back upstairs and saw this guy who was going to be at the musical concert event that night. His job was to sing and play the guitar, and impersonate Robert Pattinson. LOL! He recognized Sam from the May convention! Anyway, I'll attach some pictures when I get the chance.

I went home and then to Jillian's house for a sleepover with Jillian, Justina, Sarah, and Stefanie (my bffls) and, as luck would have it, Stefanie answered the door! I had brought the signed DVD at her request, and I showed it to her, which she thought was super cool. I very strategically handed her the camera, making it so that my hnd covered the signature, so when I handed it to her, Peter Facinelli's autograph was revealed! She screamed, and was so incredibly happy! She was even more happy than she would've been otherwise, because I surprised her, and there was no anticipation! It was totally unexpected! She was beyond thrilled. I explained to her that I had been keeping it a secret the whole time, and had said that he didn't sign her camera on purpose, so that it would be that much better for her. I told her that since I knew she was compltely heartbroken about not being able to go to the convention, I wanted to bring as much of it to her as I possibly could. Which meant a video shout-out and phone call from the Hillywood Show and an autograph from Peter Facinelli on her camera!

Now, if THAT was not THE BEST DAY ANYONE ANYWHERE EVER HAD IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, I don't know what is. Seriously. Oh, and my friend Sam just texted me and said that the question I had written on a slip of paper for Kiowa Gordon to answer at the Q&A today was used, and that he answered it!!!!! I feel totally awesome :D

-Patty ♥☼♪♫

Book Review: Uglies

2010-01-05T19:56:00.000-08:00

So, first off, hi. I haven't blogged in a while, and I'm really sorry about that. (Yup, I'm sorry to all ONE of my readers. Yes, Stefanie, I'm looking at you.) But I came back to talk about this awesome book that I just read, called Uglies, by Scott Westerfield.

Uglies takes place in a world that revolves around looks. From ages 12-15, you are considered an Ugly. Everyone. People are repelled by your face. It sounds harsh, but it's true. However, on your sixteenth birthday, you undergo an operation in which you are entirely reformed. You are turned into a Pretty, and you are rebuilt, from the shape of your bones all the way down to the color of your eyes. You then get to move from Uglysville to New Pretty Town, where the only requirement is to have fun with a whole bunch of other beautiful people. Sounds like a dream come true, right?

It certainly does for Tally Youngblood. Her best friend, Peris, is now a Pretty, and she wants nothing more than to become just like him. She has to pass the time by playing a bunch of immature tricks, just staying occupied until her time comes. But then she meets Shay, an Ugly who's different. Shay doesn't want to become a Pretty. She would rather keep her face and run away to someplace secret, where everybody chose that path. Shay runs away, but that doesn't mean she's out of Tally's life- far from it.

On her sixteenth birthday, Tally is ready to be operated on, but Special Circumstances has other ideas. They offer Tally a very difficult choice- find her friend and turn her in, or never become a Pretty. Ever.

Tally decides to go follow Shay, and that's when she finds the Smoke, and a whole new way of living. It's also where she realizes that maybe real beauty lies under the skin... and that inner beauty might be the price to pay for outer beauty. Being a Pretty toys with your brain, Tally learns, and changes who you are as a person entirely. That's when she decides to safeguard herself, and anyone else possible, from this fate. How? She gives written consent that, as a Pretty, she will take a pill that might make her brain function normally.

And then the book ends.

I want to read Pretties, the sequel, ever so badly!!!!! It sounds wicked awesome, and that cliffhanger just leaves you on EDGE, man! Amazing book! It really gives insight on what being beautiful really means, where the human race is going with their obsession over looks, and asks the question: What makes us an Ugly, and what makes us a Pretty? The superficial undertones of the Pretty world offer a shocking metaphor about the obsession humans have with outer beauty, and, along with Tally, we see that world as a wonderful, desirable place to be. That's how we all start out, isn't it? But as Tally learns the truth about how meaningless, twisted, and plastic the Pretty world is, we share in that same distaste for it. We feel her sacrifice as she decides to become pretty, even though, at first glance, it doesn't seem like a bad thing. Still, it's a heavy price to pay, and once we can see that comparison of how we all consider ourselves "ugly" and want something more, yet once "pretty", it changes your entire personality..... once you see that comparison, everything is sparklingly clear, and the work becomes a truly genius piece.

-Patty ♥☼♪♫

Book Review: "The Last Song"

2009-12-12T16:00:00.000-08:00

So, as you all should know by now, I LOVE TO READ!!!! And my mom's favorite author is Nicholas Sparks, and so she let me borrow her book, "The Last Song", for me to give a try.

IT WAS AWESNIFCANTACULAR!!!!! (Insider.)

The whole book was very emotional, and it just ripped your heart in a million directions. So much suspense, angst, romance, change, anger, sadness, tragedy, happiness.... How you can possibly squeeze it all into one summer, much less one book, is totally beyond me. But Nicholas Sparks did it, and the story flowed seamlessly from beginning to end.

Ronnie and her little brother, Jonah, are shipped away from their home in New York City to spend some time with their dad, Steve, in North Carolina for the summer. The only problem? Ronnie absolutely hates her father. He walked out on the family three years ago, and all that was left in his wake were the impossible memories of she and him sitting and playing the piano. It was something special that they shared, their gift in music, but when Steve left, Ronnie would have none of it. She never touched a piano again. When Julliard came knocking, Ronnie declined. The three years made her bitter towards her mother, ignorant of her father, and lost within herself. Gone was her all-American-girl image, and in its place was a tough, edgy girl Who wouldn't take any crap from anybody.

Jonah takes an immediate liking to his dad, but Ronnie avoids him, convinced that not speaking to him for three years was the easiest thing she's ever done. In the process of hiding out from Steve, she runs into- quite literally- Will. He's a volleyball player that every girl is drooling after, and he harbors a deep guilt from an incident involving his best friend. But, years ago, his best friend saved his life- Will keeping the secret was the only thing he had to do in return.

She also meets Blaze, a girl with a tough exterior, and girlfriend of Marcus, who, summed up in two words, was bad news. In one word? He was a sociopath. And Ronnie isn't stupid. She knows to stay away.... but Ronnie has a certain lure for him....

Throughout the course of the story, Ronnie changed. She finds true love, and she saves a baby turtle nest. She is accused of shoplifting by someone she thought was her friend, attends a wedding that no one will forget, and finally comes to terms with her future might hold. Throw into the mix a relentless raccoon, a job that involves touching slimy fish, and a girl on fire, things can get seriously confusing. It's no wonder that she misses some things that are going on with her dad, things that are right in front of her eyes. Things that are suddenly so heartbreakingly, impossibly, inescapably real, that the rest of her world falls apart.

But when she finds a piece of music in her father's drawer, an original composition, not yet perfected.... she knows what she has to do. The only thing that will make her at peace with herself, the only thing that might make things better, in some strange, twisted way. Ronnie swore that she would never play the piano again.... but, ironically, sometimes the promises that are the very easiest to break are the ones that you make with yourself.

And so she played his song, her song, their song. The last song. And when the music flowed from her fingertips, Steve found what he was looking for all his life. The presence of God became clear to him, and all was well.

This book is so freaking awesome, if you don't read it, I'm going to kill you :D

Love,
Patty ♥☼♫♪

BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!!

2009-11-12T13:15:00.000-08:00

Oh. My. God. Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod!!!!! OOOOOOHHHHHHH my God!!!!!! Yesterday was, undeniably, undoubtedly, no contest, the BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!!!

So I was waiting in line with Stefanie for 2 1/2 hours! Crazy, right? But so totally worth it! Because.... we were going to meet Alex Meraz & Kiowa Gordon!!!! They play Paul & Embry of the wolf pack in New Moon. It was so cool! But let me start from the beginning. (By "the beginning", I mean the interesting parts.)

So Stefanie and I are just standing here in a parking garage, trying to get a grip on our emotions, when suddenly we see some people with cameras come along. We were kind of confused, and screamed a lot when the camera pointed in our direction, but it was nothing special. Out of nowhere, BAM! The mother ship arrives! Our local NBC news station had just pulled up. The camera man was walking around, and my mom mentioned that Stefanie and I would make good people to interview. So when the reporter came around, she interviewed us! Stefanie and I were on TV!!! A whole bunch of people we knew told us later that they saw us!

So we were waiting in line or whatever, and I was still pretty excited that I was gonna be on television, but way more excited that I was going to meet Kiowa & Alex! Stef and I met these nice girls in line named Sam, Taty, and Tabatha. Sam had met tons of the stars already, and another even had a picture of her hugging Kellan Lutz on her phone! (Words cannot describe my jealousy at this.)

Eventually, we got toward the front of the line, and I got really fidgety. What was I possibly going to say? Then we got let past the initial line, and we were in the mall!!!! I was shouting my thanks to God, for granting me this beautiful moment which many don't get to experience in their lives. When we were let inside the store, I was all but on quivering on the ground crying. Superhuman strength kept me on my feet with dry eyes. Suddenly, Sam looks around the rack, and she says, really excitedly, in a voice only Twilight fangirls can achieve: "I can see them!" I looked where she was looking....

And there they were.

I saw Alex Meraz first, although I was aware that Kiowa was next to him. In that instant second that I first saw them, words cannot describe what I was feeling. It was completely surreal. It was, like, he had just stepped away from the magazine pages and the computer screen and the TV commercials, and he was a person. This was, of course, before I saw Kiowa, and my heart attack doubled. I looked away, and I had to look again. But they were still there! Once they were no longer untouchable stars, now that they were right there in front of me. It all totally threw sensibility away. Nothing made sense anymore. And you know what? I didn't care. I didn't care about anything that brought me up to that point in time, I didn't care about anything that was going to happen after that. In fact, I became nearly inadequate. I was like, wait... what's happening? Is this real? But I couldn't even take a step back to confirm it. It was all so heartbreakingly real, I almost collapsed.

I was handed a wolf pack poster of New Moon, and Stefanie and I were let in toward the autograph table! I have no clue what happened then. No one else was touching them, they were just getting their autographs and leaving. One of my only thoughts were, I have to touch them. Make physical contact. Promise myself that this is real.

Stefanie got their autograph and handed them the picture she drew for them and a song I wrote (which, mind you, was sealed away in a envelope, it was so embarrassing, I don't even want to think about it). And then it was my turn.

A person who worked there took my poster and handed it to Kiowa, and I realized in some part of my brain that I had to say something. So, here I am, just standing there, smiling like a moron, like, "Hi! It's nice to meet you!" And Kiowa smiled and said, "Hi, thanks for coming out." And I'm 99% sure I said something incoherent after that, like "Gah". And then I remembered my physical contact plan, and so I stuck out my hand. AND KIOWA GORDON SHOOK IT!!!!!!!!!!!! Before I was finished processing this, Alex had my poster and he was signing it. So I said the exact same thing, still smiling stupidly, babbling like an idiot, and he smiled at me and said "Thanks". I stuck out my hand again, and ALEX MERAZ SHOOK MY HAND!!!!!!!!

I got my poster back and I was stumbling out of the store, laughing giddily to myself. Now that I think of it, I probably looked like a crazy person. My hand was still tingling from their touch! For as long as I live, I NEVER, EVER want to forget how shaking their hands felt. Their hands were big, and strong, and warm. I run pretty warm myself, and they felt warm to me. Their handshake was perfect. They may very well have forgotten all about me, considering the next location for the cast tour, and they might have let go of my hand yesterday when they released it. But me? I still haven't let go. I've been holding on so tightly, you wouldn't imagine. I close my eyes and replay those moments, just so I'll never forget. I won't let go for a while yet.

Dadeland County public schools stopped me because they saw that I was freaking out, and asked me to freak out on camera. I was like, "Sure, easy enough." I mean, really, I had touched them, gotten their autographs, only a few moments ago! I was on full-on freak-out mode!

The Q&A session was loud, I didn't have a good view, and I couldn't see much. BUT! At the end, Alex & Kiowa were throwing things into the audience, and I couldn't really see what it was. But then Alex came and threw them over on our side of the audience, and I saw that they were cards. Pfft, I DOVE at that thing. People were scrambling after the celebrity-infused cards, but I got one! It was a New Moon trading card, as it turns out! That Alex Meraz touched!

So, if that's not the BEST DAY EVER, I don't know what is!!!!

Love,
Patty ♥♪☼$

November!

2009-11-01T05:52:00.000-08:00

Hola, everyone! November is here, and it is a very special, important time! For a lot of pretty obvious reasons..... but I think I'll list them here, anyway. Just 'cuz I can.

If we're going in time order here, the first important and special "November happening" would be on November 11, because that's the day that I get to meet Alex Meraz and Kiowa Gordon! For those of you not in the know, they would be Paul and Embry from the wolf pack in the upcoming Twilight Saga movies. And I get to meet them! And so does Stefanie!

Yesterday, we got up early and drove to a mall a half hour away from where we live. At which point we waited for two and a half hours standing in a line in a crowded, hot, boring parking garage. A ton of Twilight fans were there, waiting! The line was MASSIVE! Some people had even camped out from the night before! Stefanie and I got out of line (our parents saved our spots) and videotaped a poll, asking people, "Are you on Team Edward or Team Jacob? Why?" Doing that was pretty fun. We're going to post the video on our YouTube channel, and I'll try to post it here. We FINALLY got into Hot Topic, and we bought our fabulous New Moon Cast Tour 2009 t-shirts, along with a wristband ensuring us admittance to the Alex/Kiowa appearance! You can see the official tour shirt above.

Another awesome thing that happens in November is my school dance on November 13! The theme is "Dancing in the Moonlight". Isn't that nice? School dances are seriously awesome. I get to see all of my friends, dress up amazingly, and dance until they kick us out. Last time I think I stopped dancing, in about 2 1/2 hours, about 4 times. Once to eat. Another to go to the bathroom. And twice for water. That's it. The rest of the time, I was dancing to my favorite songs with my favorite people in my favorite clothes at my favorite event of the school year. So. Much. Fun.

Finally! And perhaps most obviously! November 20! NEW MOON!!!!!!

11.20.09

This is SO gonna be the movie event of the year! Twilight is, like, my favorite movie EVER, but it sucked. I'm not going to pretend it was a work of genius. But it's still my favorite, if that makes sense. Just because, well, it's Twilight. Logic just isn't logical anymore when you enter this epic franchise. But New Moon looks INCREDIBLE! All the action, and drama, and heartbreak, and suspense- even though we all know how it ends. Still, it's so exciting to have this phenomenon unravel before our eyes!!!!!!

Okay, okay. I think I'm calm now. Hey, would you look at that! All of the best things in November happen within the course of 2 weeks! Luck.... it happens :)

Love,
Patty ♥♪♫☼

Happy Halloween!

2009-10-31T15:03:00.000-07:00

Hello! I'm writing in orange and black today. Gotta have that Halloween spirit in me! So, I have to write pretty quick, 'cuz in about 5 minutes I gotta jet. I'm going trick-or-treating with my BFFs, Stefanie, Jillian, and Justina. A very happy Halloween, indeed!

I'm currently dressed up as Bella Cullen from the Twilight Saga! (I say "Cullen" instead of "Swan" because I'm her post-vampiric-transformation.) I look so fabulous. The color pallette is that of traditional Cullen wear, complete with cool colors and class, but while keeping the Bella feel by wearing a slightly less girlie shirt. Give or take, it still looks like Alice dressed her. My mom did my hair & makeup, complete with the wavy, messy locks and sparkles. LOL!

I'm gonna get lotsa tasty candy! I'm a chocoholic! After the initial outing, I'm totally trading with my friends so I can steal all of their chocolate. Haha! Oh snap, I gotta go. See, told you this entry would be quick! Kay, I love ya'll, and Happy Halloween!

Love,
Patty ♥♪☼♫

Book Review: "Alphas"

2009-10-29T18:51:00.000-07:00

Hola, everyone! I love to read, and I thought I'd share one of my favorite books at the moment. "Alphas", by Lisi Harrison, is a wonderful read for anyone who is a fan of her book series "The Clique" and whoever enjoys reading about girls like themselves in an extraordinary setting.

The story takes place at Alpha Academy, where 100 lucky girls are sent to fulfill their destinies as the next generation of powerful females. Only the best of the best are chosen to attend, and even then, their enrollment is on the line.... because, you see, here's the thing about alphas. There can only be one.

Each girl competes to their limits, which are always being stretched. No matter if you are a dancer, writer, actress, model, inventor, musician- any kind of genius is welcome. Every girl has potential. But who will use it correctly? Shira Brazille, eccentric billionaire (and, in my opinion, a little wacky), has established Alpha Academy for only the brightest, most promising girls. The campus is futuristic, new technologies and gadgets to provide these fabulous girls with their every need. (Personally, I'm really jealous of this aspect. Do you have ANY idea how much I want an aPod? What with the GPS, profile scans, etc.? Yeah. I want one pretty bad.)

"Alphas" follows the story of three girls specifically, more so than others. Skye Hamilton is a dazzling dancer, star student of her dance class, an example to all. Everyone is taken aback by her spectacular grace. She also has an insatiable need to be center stage, to be watched, to be adored. She isn't bad... she just believes she is an alpha. So can you imagine her shock when she shows up at Alpha Academy surrounded by girls who just might out-fabulize her? It's a humbling experience, and she realizes she needs drive to succeed at Alpha Academy.

Allie A. Abbott is, for all intents and purposes, a criminal. Her boyfriend dumped her for her best friend, who wasn't nearly as pretty as her! She was hurt. She was humiliated. And so she did what any self-respecting teenage girl would do when an invitation for Allie J. Abbott to attend a faraway school arrived on her doorstep. She committed identity theft, and posed as singer/songwriter Allie J. But is her charade enough to disguise her identity from those who grow to know her best?

Charlotte "Charlie" Deery is being exiled from her home, Alpha Island, so that girls from across the country can attend Alpha Academy. For her, this not only means losing her home, but losing something far more important- Darwin Brazille, Shira's son, someone she's known her whole life. She loves him. He loves her back. So obviously she wanted to stay with him. But when her mother sacrificed her job working for Shira so Charlie could attend Alpha Academy, it was a heartbreak, but it meant she could stay on the island with Darwin. But Shira has a little admittance fee.... Charlie breaking up with her son. Will Charlie have to give up the two people she actually cares about to have her chance as an alpha?

This book is completely fascinating. I finished it in one day. I DEVOURED that thing. It was just so good! There was never a point where you could just drop it and go to sleep without wondering what would happen next. You grow to care about the characters, and identify with them. Harrison's characters are very realistic and relatable, and points out that we'd all like to think we have an alpha inside.

Love,
Patty ☺♥♪☼

P.S.- There's a she-wolf in the closet.... let it out so it can breathe... *pant**pant* (Haha, sorry, I just had to! "Alpha" makes me think of wolves, and in a wolf pack the alpha wolf is always a girl, so, she-wolf........ you know, I'll just shut up now.)

Friday the 13: Best. Day. Ever.

2009-10-24T18:36:00.000-07:00

Hello, everyone! I wanted to write this blog in color to fully express my excitement! (And gay pride.... I kid, I kid.)

So everyone is always going on about, Friday the thirteenth, oh, it's bad luck, doom shall bequeath us all, blah blah blah. I'm here to tell you that they're all dirty, rotten, stinking, LIARS!!!!!!! And I shall tell you why the case may be...... that is, for me, of course :) Unless it all goes horribly wrong..... which it won't. Because it's my lucky day!!!!!

This year, it is my lucky day for two reasons! At first, I thought it was only one, but then I recieved this fabulous bit of information, and I was just like, this is a SIGN. A sign that Friday the 13 is, without a doubt, my absolute luckiest day in the history of life. Specifically, Friday, November 13, 2009.

What I already knew was that November 13 was the day of my school dance! My grade has a grand total of TWO dances every year, but they're always super-fun. They're easily the most anticipated days of the entire school year. At least, in my humble opinion, they are. I love dressing out of uniform, going to the dance with all my friends, having a blast and singing and dancing to all of our favorite songs. It's so incredible. Our normally boring cafeteria instantly becomes this lively party setting that every student can enjoy- definitely a big step up from "chamber of yelling adults and possibly poisonous unknown food substances".

The real reason why November 13 is such a big deal this year, though, is that Twilight stars are going off on their annual cast tour, and they're coming to a mall, what, a half hour drive from where I live? What are the odds that, out of 15 locations in the country they could have picked, they came in such close proximity to me? And on my lucky day? That, right there. That is FATE. Fate in its finest hour, fate finally giving back to me, after all the crap its put me through over the years! Fate is finally on my side! I was all prepared to take my chances, beg and plead to go to TwiTours for my birthday, in high hopes that I would meet a cast member in January. Oh, but why wait until January when you could meet them in THREE WEEKS?????? I'm close to fainting at the thought.

Who cares if wristband-buying time is at 8 A.M. on a Saturday morning, half an hour away, on Halloween, no less? Who cares if the thirteenth lands on a school day, and I can't miss school, or else I can't attend the dance? Or if the cast event conflicts with the school dance altogether? There will be other dances, yes? This is the opportunity of a lifetime. And I can't miss out on it. I don't care what the sacrafice is. No matter what price there is to pay, don't think for a second that I won't pay it. How in GOD'S NAME does anyone expect me to sit nicely in school, learning about exponents and eagles (I slightly wretch at the thought), when there are Twilight stars to be seen so close? I'm not taking THAT sitting down. In fact, I forsee a crying, screaming tantrum in front of my whole class. Yeah, meltdown in the middle of Algebra? Not cool.

And here is where we solve the problem..... I can just go the the Twilight star event! I shall perish otherwise. No matter what. This forever seals my opinion that Friday the 13 is, was, and always will be, the luckiest day EVER!!!!

Love,
Patty ♥♪♫☼

P.S.- Here's the complete listing of locations for the cast tour, at Hot Topic and Nordstrom at the following locations around the country.

11/06/09 – Los Angeles, CA - Hollywood & Highland
11/08/09 – Denver, CO - Park Meadows
11/09/09 – Chicago, IL - TBD
11/09/09 – Boston, MA - Natick Collection
11/09/09 – Washington, DC - Fair Oaks Mall
11/10/09 – Houston, TX - Houston Galleria
11/11/09 – San Francisco, CA - Stonestown Galleria
11/11/09 – Philadelphia, PA - Cherry Hill Mall
11/11/09 – Minneapolis, MN - Mall of America
11/12/09 – Seattle, WA - Westfield Southcenter
11/12/09 – Atlanta, GA - Mall of Georgia
11/13/09 – Phoenix, AZ - Scottsdale Fashion Square
11/13/09 – Miami, FL - Dadeland Mall
11/14/09 – Salt Lake City, UT - Fashion Place

Jenny's Bat Mitzvah!

2009-10-24T18:08:00.000-07:00

Hey hey hey! Just thought I'd write about one of my BFFLs, Jenny, and her bat mitzvah, which was today.

Before anything else, Jenny, I am SO INCREDIBLY proud of you. You're going to do great things in life. I just know you are.

The service was, to be quite honest, fairly boring, although I paid attention when Jenny talked. (It was easier when she was talking in English. During the parts that were in Hebrew, I just sort of nodded and pretended to get it. Also, I was faking like I knew the songs that half the people were singing by following along from the Torah pamphlet or whatever.)

After the service, we all rode in vans to the Hyatt, where the actual party was going to be, a.k.a the fun part. There was a van packed with girls, and, like, three guys sitting in the back. I almost started laughing hysterically when "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift came on the radio, because every single girl in the vehicle was singing along, and the guys had this pained expression on their faces. It was actually pretty amusing.

So we got to the Hyatt, and we all signed a huge cutout of Jenny, and I totally want one. Not of Jenny, of myself. Seriously, I wanna know where I can get one of those things. And we walked into the Society Lounge, and everything was decorated and beautiful! The theme was designer brands, so all the kids got to sit at the Juicy Couture table :)

Everyone looked stunning, naturally. They were all wearing lovely dresses (not the guys, duh) that ranged from solid colored to bright neon patterns, from floor length to mid-thigh. Each dress was unique, and I can't seem to think of a single person who didn't look great.

There was a photo area, where I got two photo ops with my friends and I, and we got spray-painted shirts or hats. I got a shirt with my name on it, with a pink and purple Playboy bunny. My parents are so proud :D

The food was delicious, which is only to be expected, what with all the carbs... haha! You should have seen my plate. Minus the breaded chicken fingers (is that carbs? IDK) everything on my plate was carb-city. I had a breadstick, pasta, and french fries. That, my friends, is fried guilt. And the ice cream was tasty, too! I really got an impressive workout trying to dig into that bucket. LOL!

The picture montage was great, and I was pretty entertained by some of the more interesting pictures of Jenny over the years.... hehe. The music was wonderful too, covering everything from the older songs that are still pretty popular today to our current playlist: Britney Spears, Lady GaGa, Katy Perry. All those lovely, wholesome inspirations.....

In all, the party was completely wonderful. Sadly, during the dancing part, my light-up ring was defective and I didn't get a plastic fedora (Nodding my head like yeaaaa! Moving my hips like yeaaaa!), nor did I get a blow-up guitar or a light-up microphone. BUT! I kindly gave away my tambourine thingie to Courtney, who wanted one desperately, haha! I still have my cutely tacky necklace, though. And, I'll have you know, as I type this entry, I'm still wearing my dress and red shutter shades on my head ;)

Love ya!
Patty ♥♪♫☼♣

"Year One" Review

2009-10-22T18:38:00.001-07:00

I know I'm more than a little late, but don't judge me! I just watched "Year One" on DVD for the first time, so I thought I'd share what I think.
First off, it was so funny I cried. The whole movie was absolutely hysterical, I loved it all.
Secondly, some parts were just so puke-inducing that words can't even describe it. Sheep intestines? Rubbing oil on a grossly hairy dude's chest? I wanted to vomit, I kid you not.
They stuck in a whole bunch of bits and pieces from history and the bible, and I was like, ?? It was extraordinarily amusing.
If you are ever having a depressing and/or stressful day, rent this movie. Buy it. Order it OnDemand, I don't care. But it WILL considerably brighten your day.

-Patty ♥

Writing "Alice"

2009-10-21T14:45:00.000-07:00

As you all may or may not know (but you probably should), I love to write. And I love the Twilight Saga. These are easily two of my favorite things IN THE WORLD!!!!!! And so I write fan-fiction. Sort of. Well, I don't actually post it anywhere, I just write some of the characters from their point of view. I focus on their stories, on their beginnings, what could have possibly been running though their minds during their last minutes human, what their reactions were upon awakening as a vampire.
I've already written Rosalie's story, which, if any of you have read Eclipse, isn't very pleasant. It begins when she is lying in the cold street, recalling her life, thinking of what once was, could have been, and never could be again. It ends when she looks into the mirror for the first time in her new life, sees her new face, and wonders what she is. Now, I'm taking on the point of view of someone different, and who has always intrigued me as a character...
Alice.
She doesn't recall any of her human life, and so her story begins when she first wakes up. She can't remember, and she panics. But then she has her visions of Jasper, of the Cullens, and they save her. The future guided her in the right direction, told her which way to go. This is the journey that I want to follow along with Alice, and understand how she goes from waking up to where she winds up in the end.
It's been a lot of fun, so far, to write as Alice. She has an interesting story, and I don't see myself as deciding these things. I feel as though I'm letting Alice come to me, and show me herself what happened. It feels like something that really could be, at least for her, in her world. It doesn't make much sense, I know, but it doesn't have to. In my mind, Alice is telling me her story.

Love,
Patty ♥

P.S.- Probably my favorite Alice quote: "How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?"

Save the Arts, People!

2009-10-20T18:54:00.001-07:00

Today I'm BEYOND AGGRAVATED. Most of my day went just fine, actually, until I got to sixth period. Because that's when I discovered IT.
IT, my friends, is information.
Information that Drama Club will NOT be going on this year!
Let me explain something to you first, so you get the complete picture.
I am anything but an athletically inclined person. I cannot sprint a mile or hit a ball to save my life. Therefore, what do I look to for extracurricular activities, since our super-competitive school sports teams are clearly out of the question? Allow me to answer that for you. I turn to the arts!
My whole life, I've been dramatic. I exaggerate and emphasize and rant until my point has been made, and then some. Anyone who reads this blog should know that. Anyone who has read any of my poetry should know that. Anyone who has even the faintest glimmer of who I am as a person should know that.
Unfortunately, due to budget cuts (yet another example of how Barack Obama has been doing a fat load of nothing), all of the arts have been cut at our school. So not just Drama Club! We're talking dance team, step team, art class, the whole lot.
Thankfully, the student council is, at least, trying to do something about it. My BFFL Jillian is on student council, and she reported that there will be a fundraiser in an attempt to bring back the arts. My school will be selling No Uniform passes, good for the Friday before Halloween, in order to raise the sum of money needed to return the arts to the student body. At least 1,000 students need to purchase if we're going to be successful! IF YOU'RE READING THIS AND YOU GO TO MY SCHOOL, BUY ONE!!!!!!! In fact, even feel free to donate more than the required $5. That would be just fabulous. Come on, people! Open your hearts! It's about time we save the arts!
(Hey, that rhymes!)

Love,
Patty ♥

Good Luck to My Fave Band Girls!

2009-10-20T18:43:00.000-07:00

This one goes to all my girlies who are performing in the Fall Concert tomorrow night, on October 21, 2009. I'm proud of you, and I know you'll all do well! On my top three are, in no particular order:

Iyanu: Oy, chica! Your very first concert as a saxophonist! Exciting, I know, but also nerve-wracking. You have to have faith in yourself, have confidence that you're gonna do absolutely amazing, and that no one can stop you from being your wonderful, musically-gifted self.

Sarah: ILY, Sarah! You're always going to and fro to get that huge instrument case u have to tote around. Now that, my dear, is dedication. I believe in you, and I know that your unmatchable talent will put every musician around you to shame.

Kayla: OME! I'm beyond proud of you, Kayla. You always put 100% effort into everything you do, and band is anything but an exception. You put so much heart and care toward being a flutist, and I know that you're going to be absolutely incredible.

My fave band girls are credited above! ILY all so much! You're all so amazingly talented and put a lot of hard work into band, and now it's your night to shine.

Love,
Patty ♥

One. Month. GAH.

2009-10-20T18:21:00.000-07:00

Oh em geee!!!!! It's exactly one month until New Moon as of today!!!!! I couldn't be more excited if I tried!!!!!
Well, I probably could. But you all wouldn't want to see that. Pretty scary.
So YEAH!!!!!!! I'm totally excited. It seems like just yesterday that I was celebrating the 100 day mark.... and now we've been reduced to this. Where has time gone?
Oh, and a new clip from New Moon was released on iTunes today!
I watched it, and Bella was so angry, and Paul was so insane, and Sam was all deep-voiced which I found sort of amusing, and then Bella slapped Paul across the face! I was like, oh snappp. She just slapped a werewolf with anger-management issues. She's pretty much dead. But, of course, for all of you who have read the book, you know she isn't really! But Paul explodes into a huge, snarly gray wolf, and then Jacob came running down from the house. Bella was totally in a panic, running away as her little klutzy self, and BOOM! Wolfy Jacob! Hehe, I liked his face at the end of the clip. I thought it was sort of funny.
And yeah! I'm sorry that you all had to tolerate my fangirl rant. LOL!

Love ya,
Patty ♥

P.S.- I've decided that, instead of saying "I'm on Team Edward" to a Team Jacob person, you could say something much more creative that will more than likely leave them confused and without a response........

"Sorry, but I'm a fang-banger."

I have yet to see anyone come up with something to say for that one!!!! LMAO! Isn't that a much funner response? Team Edward girls, try it out on your Team Jacob BFF. Team Jacob girls, better start wracking those brains for a clever comeback!

New Moon Soundtrack!

2009-10-19T17:33:00.000-07:00

OMG! So on Saturday I got the New Moon Soundtrack! *squeal!* I WOULD have gotten it on Friday, when it was released, but SOME people didn't want to drive me about 5 minutes to the local Walmart. My mom surprised me with it on Saturday, and I was thrilled! I listened with my BFFL Jillian ( http://frickenhappiness.blogspot.com/) that night for the first time Saturday night, and here's what I have to say.
Overall, I was fairly impressed with it. Some of the songs weren't exactly my taste, but I'm sure they'll grow on me upon the release of the movie. I didn't like them all, but I liked them for New Moon, if that makes sense. I think they'll go well with the movie. I really liked some of the songs, like "Meet Me on the Equinox" by Death Cab for Cutie, or "Friends" by Band of Skulls. I thought the soundtrack was very good as a whole.
What I really love, though, is the score. "New Moon (The Meadow)" by Alexandre Desplat lived up to my every expectation. It captured the essence of New Moon perfectly. Absolutely haunting, it just pulls your heart in a million directions when you listen to it. Completely brilliant.
So yeah! New Moon Soundtrack! If you haven't already, go buy it, 'cuz it kicks ass! Still not sure? The official Twilight MySpace page has the complete soundtrack available so you can decide if you want it or not! (Pfft, like you wouldn't!)

Love,
Patty ♥

Seemingly Random Thoughts For the Day.....

2009-10-19T17:24:00.000-07:00

Dum, dum, dum. I seem to think of random things throughout the day. Let's see what I've been thinking about! *insert thought bubble here*

Kellan Lutz is a sexy beast.
One day and one month until New Moon!!!!
I hate jogging.
Eagles are terrible creatures that I dislike.
"Where the Needy, Passive-Aggressive Things Are"!
I need a manicure. And a pedicure. Desperately.
My eyes are really red and I don't know why and I'm kind of concerned!
Dolls kinda creep me out.
The New Moon Soundtrack is amazing! (See next post)
Ripped jeans haven't been cool for, like, two years.
Never trust pencils that you bought 20 for $2.

Hmmm. Well, I think that we can conclude that my mind is a completely and totally strange place. But didn't we already know that?? LOL!

-Patty ♥

Best Song Lyrics EVER!

2009-10-16T20:49:00.000-07:00

I got bored! So! I compiled a list of, in my opinion, the best song lyrics EVER WRITTEN!

"I'll be your prince, I'll be your saint, I will go crashing through fences in your name. I will, I swear. I'll be someone to fall back on."
-Someone to Fall Back On; Jason Robert Brown

"So go and tell your friends that I'm obsessive and crazy. That's fine, I'll tell mine you're gay."
-Picture to Burn; Taylor Swift

"Run far away so I can breathe, even though you're far from suffocating me. I can't set my hopes too high, 'cuz every hello ends with a goodbye."
-Catch Me; Demi Lovato

"Where's your gavel? Your jury? What's my offense this time? You're not a judge but if you're gonna judge me, well sentence me to another life."
-Ignorance; Paramore

Might add more if I think of some! Any suggestions??

"Fame" Review

2009-10-10T19:06:00.000-07:00

Remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember my name! FAME! I'm gonna live forever! I'm gonna learn how to fly! FAME! I'm gonna make it to heaven...
Oh, whoopsies. Sorry, I've been singing it all night. Ask Stefanie. I prolly annoyed her to death, LOL!
The movie had lotsa random plot twists with tons of drama, but that just goes to show what can happen on the road to conquest, in the overall journey to...
*dramatic pause*
FAME!!!!!!

Sorry, I just had to.
Anyway! It was a super-good movie. My dad would have been bored to death though. Good thing we went without him! It had a lot of romance, anger, self-discovery.... hmmm. Now that I think of it, kind of like High School Musical. Only A MILLION TIMES BETTER. Every person in that movie was wonderfully talented. The singers did beautifully, the musicians were excellent, the actors were lovely, but the dancers really blew me away, perhaps most of all. I was like, WOW. This performing arts thing is no joke. And it really isn't. Not when you're ruthlessly striving to be best, to achieve...
*dramatic pause*
FAME!!!!!!

Okay, I'll stop now.
But seriously. The movie was suspenseful, emotional, funny, and very well done. I would recommend it to anyone who would want an HSM flick with good music, or to someone who has big dreams and would go to any lengths to reach them.
Oh, and when I go back to school on Monday and sit down at lunch, I'm really going to see how boring it is. 'Cuz in Fame, the lunch hour is full of random music, dancing on tables, video cameras, and singing random songs. And everyone gets into it and has fun. Again, kind of like High School Musical, only actually believable, for the most part. It was a fabulous movie, so go ASAP to follow these young stars in the making as they begin on the climb to...
*dramatic pause*
FAME!!!!!!

I won't apologize for that one! XD
-Patty ♥

Differences, Dead Fish, and Sing-Alongs

2009-10-10T18:07:00.000-07:00

Today at theRUSH, I went with the lovely Stefanie (wave hello, Stefanie!) and her entourage of multiple peeps :D But anyway, we got there, and it was the last week of Heroes & Villains, the program that had been going on for several weeks at theRUSH. I was majorly irritated 'cuz "Ignorance" (by the fabulous Paramore, featuring our homegirl Hayley Williams) wasn't played! I was all, grrr!
So yeah, Scot (genius founder of theRUSH) was going on talking about differences, and how young people today should be standing out rather than trying to blend in as we so often do. Because we are Christians, we should live by the standards of God and the Bible, not the standards of the world. And he mentioned something about these lovely suits that, when you go in water, the water doesn't affect your body. Which was the PERFECT example for our pretty little wise words for the day:

"Be in the world, not of it."

Basically, that means, be in the world, open yourselves to others, but above all else, before you listen to what the world is telling you to do, listen to what God is telling you to do. We are different because we are Christians, and we prove it by being in this world, not of this world. The world is, after all, limited and always wanting, and always coming to an end, but accept God and Jesus and their teachings into your life, and you're set for eternity.
Also, Bubbles, the fish that can only swim in circles 'cuz it got attacked by a crab and got some Nemo-esque qualities...... yeah. Bubbles died.
Then we went out to eat, and I got drunk on lemonade, but I was soooo full of it that i thought i was going to vomit but didn't. Even still, I stuffed down chicken wings. 'Cuz you don't turn down wings that good. You just don't. It should be a crime to do so.
And after all of this, we got back in the car, and we all sang along to "Paparazzi" "Don't Trust Me" "Ignorance" and "Good Girls Go Bad"! (I might inform you that these are easily some of the best songs EVER.)
So yeah! That was my day! Stay tuned for my post on my review of "Fame"!

-Patty ♥

theRUSH

2009-10-08T19:00:00.000-07:00

Mmaky, so if anyone reading this is Christian, hit up http://www.feelintherush.com/theRUSH/theRUSH.html 'cuz it is totally amazing! Not so much church, think more along the lines of... rock concert. Extremely cool. It's got everything to make religion fun for teens. Examples?
-Live music!
-Music videos!
-Movie clips!
-Contests!
-Prizes!
-Technology!
-And... well... you get the idea! My God, it's cool! (No pun intended.)

It's definitely not your average church! For anyone who is Christian and loves God, but can't really get into the whole religious kick because church is boring... you've just met your match! Check it out, it's not gonna hurt anybody :)
Seriously though. Check it out. Worst case scenario, you take two minutes and think it looks lame (ha, yeah right!), best case scenario, you think it looks super-cool and check it out further. PLEASE look at this site, i wouldn't be telling you to if it wasn't super cool/amazing/badass/stylin'. (Don't ask, these are just words I use.)

Love ya!
Patty ♥

Vanquish the Volturi Within ;)

2009-10-08T14:01:00.000-07:00

Okay, you can admit it: we all have our little faults. We try to be good little boys and girls most of the time, but we can slip up. If you are a Twilight fan, you are no stranger to the Volturi, hmm? For the rest of you, the Volturi is the sort of "royal family" in the vampire world, according to the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer. They are KINDA crazy, each in their own way. On the surface, they're polished and refined, but underneath? Total psychos. Each for their own reason. Here's how to vanquish the Volturi within, one member at a time!

Aro:
Personally, I think that it's awfully hard to hate Aro. He's just so friendly and courteous to everybody. However, a few millenia can make you go more than a little insane. Aro's talent is that he can read every thought you've ever had with just one touch. This ability has made him somewhat the self-appointed leader of the Volturi, and the rest of them are okay with that. What Aro is doing wrong is that he's taking the saying "knowledge is power" and twisting it into not-so-pleasant ways. Knowledge IS power. Aro has as much knowledge as anyone who has ever touched his hand, therefore, he is the most powerful. Don't become like Aro, gathering information, a power-hungry, unstoppable force. Learn to use what you know for the forces of good.

Caius:
I'll admit it... no one really likes Caius. He's absolutely crazy. Frankly, he wants nothing more than violence, death, and destruction. I think it's pretty obvious what he's doing wrong here. He goes out of his way to see others dwindle away, making him feel stronger, knowing that he has such a capacity to destroy. HELLO! Whatever you choose to do, please don't let it be this. Feel true joy for the success of another human being! Don't be rash about things, act impulsively, and cackle evilly while everyone but you comes crashing down. Not a good thing. At all.

Marcus:
It's sort of hard to formulate an opinion about Marcus, I think, mainly because he's just so boring. And he's boring because he's bored. Try to look at things in a positive way! And Marcus has the power to see relationships, which is actually a good thing, so long as he doesn't misuse his power. Marcus has no wife, and is the least vivid of the three main leaders of the Volturi. Perhaps with good reason- the poor man has simply seen too many centuries of Aro's enthusiasm. Unlike him, try to relish in the enthusiasm of others rather than shun it. After all, we only have one lifetime of it to take!

Jane:
Jane is a relatively young member of the Volturi, twin sister to Alec. Her talent was acquired after her experience of being burned at the stake back in the witch-hunting era. She and Alec were thought to be witches, so their punsishment was carried out, but not completed, as Aro rescued the twins before death. The horrible experience gave Jane the talent of inflicting pain with her thoughts. Don't be this way! No mind games, because those are never any good.

Alec:
Alec is Jane's twin brother, and her antidote. While Jane causes fiery torture, Alec completely numbs all of your senses, leaving you absolutely alone in the dark. This can be destructive because giving people the cold shoulder, leaving them alone, and in the dark- that's bad. They will slowly crumble, and it's an awful thing to have others be destroyed inside.

Well, I think that just about covers the 5 main Volturi members, yes? Remember, the Volturi are on the brink of insanity! Follow these tips and live a happy lifestyle! LOL. Tell me what you want me to write about and I'd be more than happy to. thanks!

Love and kisses,
Patty ♥

Hello, and Welcome to my Blog!

2009-10-08T13:23:00.000-07:00

Hi! I'm Patty, and this is my blog! A few things about me...

I love to write! I need to escape into another world every now and then, I'm just about the most uninteresting person ever. LOL!
Reading is awesome! Def not just for nerds, folks. Reading is seriously cool, and one of the best boredom-busters if you can really get into the story. You have to get past the words and make them into pictures in your mind.
I'm super random! Half the time I don't make any sense at all, and I just burst out with whatever's on my mind at the moment.
I luuuvvv Twilight! And NOT just because the actors are super-hot. I can't stand it when people only like it because of that. I believe that it is honestly a beautiful story, and I loved the books before I loved the franchise.
My best friends are incredible! I don't know what I'd do without them. They give me my reality checks, shoulders to cry on, laughs to share. I love you guys with all my heart, I never did anything to deserve friends as great as you.
I'm Catholic, although I'm open-minded to other beliefs and practices. I think they're very interesting. I will forever remain faithful to my God, my creator, my light, my purpose, for without Him I am not here.
I'm always trying to help people out, and I try SO hard to always be nice. It helps if people aren't mean to me. Makes me more willing.
Finally, I'm not popular. At all. People look at me like I'm weird. (Well, I am, but still! It's not polite!) I'm fine with it, though, because I'd much rather have a few close friends who I can tell anything to than know everybody and live a life where you have to tear others down to build yourself up.

That pretty much covers who I am, I think. If you still want to read my blog, great! By all means, please do. Tell me what you want to read about, I'll see if i can throw something together for you. If you've decided that I'm too lame for your time, cool. If you don't want to see life my way, I can respect that. I just don't agree. Because the way I see it, life is beautiful. And that's the way everyone should think.

Much love,
Patty♥